If my earthly father were still alive,
Ted Kennedy would have to have my father's foot
surgically removed from his backside
[as in, 'you do that one more time
and you'll have to have my foot
surgically removed from your ass']
As a child I thought my father was kidding.
Now I know better.
[Can't help wondering though if anyone has
ever had to have someone's foot surgically
removed from their ass?! homosexual adventures
not withstanding]
